Biggles buys a Farm

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Postby Fairblue » 24 Aug 2013, 07:21

Because his missus made the best pork pies ever.
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Postby Tommy Smith » 24 Aug 2013, 07:39

and he still had to change into his fancy dress outfit to flog the product of last years 'alternative crop' to the chinless wonders at the party next door. It really was all go.
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby elderlyfemalerelativ » 24 Aug 2013, 09:31

Von Stalheim noticed his furtive movements
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Postby RAAF Spitfire Girl » 26 Aug 2013, 01:40

and casually stretched out his leg causing the farmer to trip, falling facedown into the
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Postby Gumtree » 26 Aug 2013, 01:41

pig dooo....
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Tommy Smith » 26 Aug 2013, 09:05

and skidding straight towards
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Fairblue » 26 Aug 2013, 10:00

Mrs Raymond, he grabbed her ankles with hands covered in slimy pig doings.
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Postby Tommy Smith » 26 Aug 2013, 15:36

as he shot passed, and she in turn grabbed
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

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Postby Sizzling Sausages » 27 Aug 2013, 10:07

sending him crashing towards von Stalhein.
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Fairblue » 27 Aug 2013, 13:42

who saw his chance and took out his......
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Postby Jennifer » 27 Aug 2013, 15:29

Gun "Stand still all of you and let's put an end to this madness" he shouted "Hand over your black, slinky oncie so I can wear it to the party" he snarled to Ginger.
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Tommy Smith » 27 Aug 2013, 17:38

"You'll have to catch me first!", cried Ginger diving into the barn and putting on a remarkable turn of speed for a man in heels
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby elderlyfemalerelativ » 27 Aug 2013, 20:36

But then he shot out of the barn at an even faster rate, his face ashen
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screaming incomprehensibly and gesticulating wildly, as rushing out behind him was
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Gumtree » 27 Aug 2013, 23:04

The Farmers hillbilly Wife..... dressed in his party clothes.....
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Postby elderlyfemalerelativ » 28 Aug 2013, 08:43

The farmer started to smile and reached for his
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camera phone ;)
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Tommy Smith » 28 Aug 2013, 17:24

hurriedly wondering where the most lucrative place to post the footage would be once she caught up with him
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

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Biggles hastily speed-dialled Gaskin's office from his smart phone, sending an urgent text plus pics, requesting Gaskin slap a media ban on all pics sent from the farmer's phone
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Tommy Smith » 29 Aug 2013, 02:51

"She's gaining on him", muttered Algy, "Keep weaving, laddie", cried Bertie, as she was now right on his tail, then with glorious insight Biggles exclaimed "The shoes Ginger! Ditch the shoes! Its the shoes she's after..."
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby RAAF Spitfire Girl » 29 Aug 2013, 23:02

"Noooo!" wailed Ginger, "Anything but the Laboutins!!"
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Gumtree » 30 Aug 2013, 02:27

"Oh don't be stupid, just give them to her Ginger, they can be replaced" said Biggles sharply... aside to Algy he muttered, "they'll need replacing if she gets her feet in them, doesn't smell like she's bathed for a month".
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Sizzling Sausages » 30 Aug 2013, 10:11

But they had all forgotten Mrs. Raymond, who wasn't going to just stand idly by with slimy ankles.
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby elderlyfemalerelativ » 30 Aug 2013, 11:04

Jeffery "Slimy" Ankles, as he was known, was a cousin who Mrs Raymond usually tried to forget
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"Go get her, Jeffery," she urged poor Slimy Ankles, poking him in the back with her furled golf umbrella
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Postby elderlyfemalerelativ » 30 Aug 2013, 21:18

Slimy nerved himself and sprang forward, only to stagger back again with a cry of "Henry Harcourt! Well I'm dashed"
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby RAAF Spitfire Girl » 31 Aug 2013, 07:34

"You're more than dashed, you slimy rascal, Ankles," snarled Henry. "I've not forgotten how you absconded with Annie after she survived the air raid!"
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby elderlyfemalerelativ » 01 Sep 2013, 11:23

"That wasn't me, honest" gasped Slimy "that was Uncle Ankles, I didn't realise it would still rankle"
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Re: Biggles buys a Farm

Postby Fairblue » 01 Sep 2013, 11:26

"Has the world gone mad?" Biggles gasped. "Talking in rhyme is taking time, we should stop it or hop it."
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